TheDarkerSideoftheMoon

19, love downhill skating, smoke weed, fucking bitches, eating cereal .. if you got a problem with that go fuck yourself, but if not hit me up!

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

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skullmoon:

"He was modelled after a specific raccoon, and it’s this little guy named Oreo" X

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The amazing thing about the Toy Story trilogy is the fact that they waited 10 years to conclude the story, so that a story about nostalgia made you feel nostalgic towards the original content.

(Source: awkwardlyobnoxious, via thefuuuucomics)

what-mom:

I just want someone to buy me pizza and give me $1500 weekly.

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sandandglass:

The Simpsons did The Hangover back in 1999. 

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kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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gentlemanbones:

fortegigasgospel:

areyoutryingtodeduceme:

flockofflamingos:

Old Spice ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

everyone go home this is the best one.

Also apparently they’ve reached over $50 MILLION IN DONATIONS this is freaking amazing ;___;

WHY IS HE SO PERFECT.
MOTHER OF PEARL.

He tagged Fabio, FABIO, they are probably going to use it on a book or something now.

Also Every man named John Johnson.

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